xstraightless:

idcau:

if u call me cute i’ll probably think about it for the next 3 years so don’t do that

seriousfuckingly

totoro-ho:

narcimallows:

hamburgay:

blinking is like clapping for your eyes

just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is

This is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard.

(via religiousmother)

mollywhoaftw:

crowleys-angel:

crayolaxmonster:

tayvengeance:

4rcticmonkey:

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

(Source: brendonboredurie, via all-time-blowjobs)

sonnycest:

[PATRICK STUMP VOICE] SO FUCK YOU YOU CAN GO CRY ME AN OCEAN and i’m really sorry for my language have a nice day and stay in school

(via deanwinchesterslazylover)

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post as been made

(via moshbitchmosh)