if u call me cute i’ll probably think about it for the next 3 years so don’t do that
seriousfuckingly
blinking is like clapping for your eyes
just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is
This is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard.
(via religiousmother)
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
(Source: brendonboredurie, via all-time-blowjobs)
[PATRICK STUMP VOICE] SO FUCK YOU YOU CAN GO CRY ME AN OCEAN and i’m really sorry for my language have a nice day and stay in school
(via deanwinchesterslazylover)
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post as been made
(via moshbitchmosh)